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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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Maria Thomas van 't Hek is a Dutch former field hockey striker who played 221 international matches for the Dutch national field hockey team, in which he scored a total number of 106 goals. He made his debut on 24 September 1976 against East Germany, and competed for the Netherlands at the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, California.
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