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Langouet is a commune in the Ille-et-Vilaine department of Brittany in northwestern France.
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Nuphar oguraensis is a species of rhizomatous aquatic plant endemic to Japan.
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Rhiwbina is an electoral ward in the north of Cardiff, capital city of Wales. It covers the community of the same name.
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