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{"type":"standard","title":"Duncan Norvelle","displaytitle":"Duncan Norvelle","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5314548","titles":{"canonical":"Duncan_Norvelle","normalized":"Duncan Norvelle","display":"Duncan Norvelle"},"pageid":2043180,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Cropped_Photo_of_Duncan_Norvelle.jpg","width":230,"height":304},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Cropped_Photo_of_Duncan_Norvelle.jpg","width":230,"height":304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277162952","tid":"30e5030f-f186-11ef-b055-423b52cb4ae7","timestamp":"2025-02-23T01:33:32Z","description":"British comedian (1958–2024)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Norvelle","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Norvelle?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Norvelle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Duncan_Norvelle"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Norvelle","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Duncan_Norvelle","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Norvelle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Duncan_Norvelle"}},"extract":"Duncan A. Norvelle was an English comedian in the variety tradition, who appeared on British television from the early 1980s. He was often referred to as Duncan \"Chase me\" Norvelle, stemming from his catchphrase \"Chase me!\" His act was based on appearing to be a stereotypical camp homosexual despite being heterosexual and married three times.","extract_html":"
Duncan A. Norvelle was an English comedian in the variety tradition, who appeared on British television from the early 1980s. He was often referred to as Duncan \"Chase me\" Norvelle, stemming from his catchphrase \"Chase me!\" His act was based on appearing to be a stereotypical camp homosexual despite being heterosexual and married three times.
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