{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?","punchline":"Make me one with everything.","id":186}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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